Welcome to Simon Says.
Simon Says: Never wear white shorts, and black panties. Today I saw a girl with Polka-Dotted Black Panties and White Shorts. This calls for drastic measures.
You need a serious underwear shopping spree. Black doesn't always go with everything.
Simon Says:Teachers shouldn't wear sweat suits. Today, I saw a teacher in a bright pink sweat suit. Way to go! You won the I don't care about work award!!!! Good for you! Just another reason why you should be fired. Be professinal and fun. Thats a good teacher.
Simon Says: Don't wear a backpack everywhere. On the street today, there was a I'm guessing 40 year old woman carrying a blue and pink penguin backpack. NO LIE. Time to buy a purse.
Maybe then you wouldn't be mistaken as an arctic 40 year old student.
I add new Simon Says posts every Monday! Watch out! You might be the next fashion victim!
Simon Says: If You happen to be wearing BRIGHT BLUE LIPSTICK it might be time to stop. Today, I saw a woman wearing surf blue lipstick. What did your mouth do to deserve that? Maybe its time to go pink, red, or even purple!!!!!!!!!!! Then people won't assume you're auditioning for Smurfette!
Simon Says: BE BACK NEXT MONDAY!!!!
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Simon Says: Rips under the armpit are NEVER in season. There is a lady I know who always has holes under the armpit. Its like her trade mark. That should not be accepted where she works! Oh my lord! Don't let moths under your arms!
Simon Says: When you wear blue sweatpants and a baggy shirt you might just look like a saggy eskimo. Try to wear a more fitted top. That might make your eskimo factor drop.
Simon Says: NEVER EVER where a bra attached to the HOOD of your Sweater!!! I NEVER THOUGHT I'd have to say that. Lets just hope it was an accident, and if not I might lend you a card for a Phyciatrist
Simon Says: Whenever you decide to wear a Penguin Costume... OH WAIT!!! MY MISTAKE!!!!! You SHOULD'NT WEAR A PENGUIN COSTUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE don't live in Antarctica people!!!! You looked like a rejected Artic Animal! Thats not a good reputation...
Simon Says- No matter what in the world happens to you, always keep your dignity. And heres a way to do the opposite: Wearing knee high socks that say Hot and Dangerous. ESPECIALLY If its a dude! COME ON PEOPLE!
